Transcript of a recent instant message conversation between my husband and myself:
N: I think the 20oz Vault I’m drinking may have been the key to getting rid of my haircut.
me: ???
N: Vault is coke’s version of Mountain Dew. It replaced Surge but it’s the same stuff.
me: what does it have to do with your hair?
N: Hair? I meant to say headache.
I’m sorry babe, I know you don’t feel good, but I can’t stop laughing about this.
If only it were that easy to get rid of a bad haircut.
Maybe N needs to lay off the Nyquil!
Sad, but true.