- How it is that I got coffee all over my desk and keyboard without realizing it.
- Why the cleaning crew left a handwritten advertisement for handmade burritos on my desk last night.
- Whether anyone would actually purchase burritos with no information beyond what fits on a business-card sized piece of notebook paper.
- How I am going to break down explanations of 11 possible medical insurance options for the people in my department when I barely understand them myself.
- Why I volunteered to be on the employee benefit committee in the first place.
- Why the dog’s bladder shrinks to the size of a pea when I am the only one around to let her out.
- Why I am having a much harder time with the concept of sleep-training Miss T than I did with AE.
- Why it hasn’t rained decently here for months.
- Where N and I could possibly afford to go for a nice vacation in the spring.
- Why some people are so damn crabby all the time, even to people they have to work with every day.
- Why I haven’t cleaned out my closet yet.
- How long it will take me to clean out my closet.
- Whether I should bother to have a garage sale or just give all the old clothes to Goodwill.
- Why I am even bothering to consider having a garage sale since it is a monumental pain in the ass.
- Why some people in positions of authority feel the need to be jerks just because they can.
- Why there is never anything on TV anymore except for crappy reality shows.
- If people on reality shows like Rock of Love realize what idiots they look like.
- Why I am not a millionaire.
- How much it would cost to hire a nighttime nanny.
- If the girl who is supposed to be my new cleaning lady is ever going to call me to set up an appointment.
- Why I hate cleaning the house so much.
- Where the ants in the kitchen are coming from.
- Why some people seem to think that black, pink, yellow and white jeans do not fall into the category of denim and therefore wear them to work every day of the week.
- Why anyone would wear black, pink, yellow and/or white jeans in the first place.
- Why I am so lazy and never want to cook dinner anymore.
- Why cold cereal is not considered an acceptable dinner choice every single night.
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Do you honestly want the answers top these? Cause, I’m not sure you do. As a wonder killer, it’s killing me not to answer them all…
(Give the clothes to goodwill, claim it on income tax – sure you’re only benefit the 25% or whatever tax bracket, but if you over estimate the value of the items when you fill out the receipt it will probably end up being more at 25% than you would have made doing the garage sale – plus is will save you the amount of time and stress you would have spent doing the garage sale itself.)
Too hot for a garage sale. Goodwill is the way to go. I agree about the colored jeans–but what the heck; our dress code is whatever makes you feel good.
what the hell!?! I go out of town for a couple of days and they start sellin’ burritos at work! Esmerelda could have left me an ad…
Garage sales annoy me because people are always trying to bargain with you on things that you are selling for about 400% less than what you paid for it orignally. “Will you take 35 cents for this vacuum cleaner?” “But it’s brand new and works perfectly…and I paid $250 for it 5 months ago” “Okay, 50 cents?” It’s just insulting.
I can’t help you with most of these answers except maybe the vacation for next spring. Let me know your budget, where and for how long and I can check some things out for you. When I’m not obsessing about John Mayer and Ryan Gosling (ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE NOTEBOOK?!???!??!??!??!??!) I am a travel planner for my day job. Just let me know if you need any help.