6

Number of separate family Christmas celebrations attended:  3

Number of purses given to Miss T for either Christmas or her birthday:  3

Number of computer games received by AE for Christmas: 2

Number of Wii and/or Gamecube games received by AE:  6

Number of Wii/Gamecube games received by N:  3

Ergo, the total number of video games received as gifts this holiday season:  11

Number of hours I spent rocking Guitar Hero (solo) at my in-laws’ house:  2.5

Number of stores in my hometown in which seasons of NCIS are available on DVD:  1

Number of stores that carry the season of NCIS that I actually want:  0

Glasses of wine consumed by me, per evening:  2 (on average)

Number of dresses given to Miss T for either Christmas or birthday:  8

Number of tiny humans available to wear cute girly dresses:  1

Number of days in the week:  7

Number of egg salad sandwich cravings I have had in anticipation of getting one at the local fancypants deli:  approximately 1 per day for the last month

Number of egg salad sandwiches consumed by me:  ZERO, BECAUSE THE DELI HAS MYSTERIOUSLY REMOVED IT FROM THE MENU

Number of family members that got engaged on Christmas Day:  1

Number of molars sprouted by Miss T:  3

Number of compliments regarding my kids’ piratey-themed garments given by my mother, despite her previous horrified assertion that pirates and/or skulls are worn exclusively by gang members:  2

Number of crackers consumed by Miss T during her first encounter with Ritz:  9

Number of U.S. dollars required to purchase an entire tiramisu cake from Carino’s:  43

Number of times AE has been told to stop picking his nose, for the love of God:  2,394,092

6 Comments

  1. Valerie on the 29. Dec, 2008 remarked #

    Wait?? Sandy’s Sweets? No more egg salad? Alert the autorities…

  2. carol tucker on the 30. Dec, 2008 remarked #

    sounds like a successful Christmas. we’ll have to ask y’all for reviews of Wii games, we’ve had it fora a year and a half and have 5 games total….

  3. Emily on the 30. Dec, 2008 remarked #

    Thank goodness for the “Number of days in a week” stat; I might have missed that question on Jeopardy!! Who got engaged? BTW… please with Miss T a happy belated birthday from the Reskes. I knew it was Saturday, but somehow the weekend just got away from me. Hope she had a great day!

  4. allison on the 30. Dec, 2008 remarked #

    cracking up at the nose picking :) hahah!!

  5. The Modernish Father on the 30. Dec, 2008 remarked #

    Didn’t Sandy’s Sweets close during the summer between junior high and high school? Regardless of the actual date, it’s been well over a decade. I declare Val officially senile.

    You left out some important numbers.

    Number of meat products in log or stick form received as gifts: 3

    Number of times I actually lost at Trivial Pursuit (albeit the highly suspect new version): 2

    Number of times our son mixed up the number of days in Hanukkah and Kwanzaa: at least 84

  6. Kristine on the 05. Jan, 2009 remarked #

    Sounds like a great Christmas all around – except that lack of egg salad business – hey did you ask about it, because I continually order things that are not on the menu at various places, they’ll still make it, it’s just not up there.

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