– Shut off the water

– Coworker should do her work herself, tell he you’re busy and to either just do it or ask someone else.

– Christmas Vacation

– Send AE to the school – cheaper, more fun, win/win.

– Everyone gets to pick and wear their own shoes.

– I’m with Val, make out with Keanu Reeves.

I’ve already discussed most of these with NSM (in fact, most of these have already been decided) but for the record:

- Christmas Vacation, > Elf > A Christmas Story. In fact, any Vacation movie > any other movie.

- You got your boots. I’m getting my shoes. And I’m going to wear them FREAKING EVERYWHERE with giant sign that says “Not only do I know NSM, she sleeps with me of her own volition.”

- If I get to snog a mid-90s Sandra Bullock, I’ll rescue the folks on the bus. If not, they’re on their own.

-Hope that she turns into a vampire and gets to marry Edward Cullen.
-SHUT OFF THE WATER FIRST AND SAVE THE PLANET! Dude.
-Tell them to bite you and do the work themselves.
-Elf. Always Elf.
-Take AE to the after-school thing. He’ll have fun and you’ll save money/break even.
-Let the man get his shoes. As long as he never wears them in your presence.
-Make out with Keanu Reeves. In fact, that could be a viable answer for any of the prior questions.

You’re welcome.