Y’all! You would not believe the number of hits this blog gets for “Danny Glover speech impediment“. It’s starting to rank up there with variations of “soccer mom”. Other searches that brought people here during the month of March: “i hate april”, “i hate april showers” and ”i hate the month of april” - Fair enough. I [...]
I had to take AE to a “party” at his new baseball coach’s house yesterday afternoon. The coach wanted all the parents and kids to get a chance to interact a little outside of practice, but it just turned out to be incredibly awkward. (Much as N had predicted, which is why he refused to [...]
Scene: After dinner, at my parents’ house in the swamp. One of my grandmas is trying to jog the other one’s memory. Grandma: You know. Helen. She’s Bill’s cousin’s wife. Mee-Mee: [thinking] Hmm. No, I don’t think I know her. Grandma: Yes, yes you do. Helen Smith! She used to go to your church. Mee-Mee: [...]
The daycare called late yesterday afternoon to inform us that Miss T had produced two, erm, Diapers of a Questionable Nature over the course of the day. Apparently this means that the child gets sent home, do not pass Go, do not collect $200, and definitely do not come back tomorrow. N and I always [...]
I look forward to the end of the month, because I get my referral stats from Google Analytics (also because that’s when I get my paycheck, but you know. It’s the little things.) The keyword searches always make me laugh, and January’s were no exception. Apparently last month people were trolling the internet for the [...]
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