Subtitled: This is what they’re teaching in the three-year-old class? Sub-subtitled: Anatomy 101, for those who are in need of a refresher course* Tonight we were doing the usual pre-bath routine – the one where I wait for what seems like an eternity for Miss T to…finish her business. We’ve found it speeds the process [...]
Number of separate family celebrations attended: 2 Number of nights I spent sleeping on a slowly-deflating air mattress in my parents’ study: 4 Number of times each night Miss T rolled off her pallet and into the closet doors: 1 Number of Dora the Explorer-themed gifts received by Miss T for either Christmas or birthday: [...]
Dear Miss T: Happy birthday, little one. Three years, wow! Look at you, getting all big and stuff. You, missy, certainly keep us all on our toes. You’re just always up to something – whether with the intent of mischief or not. For example, one morning when I went to get you out of bed, [...]
For lack of creativity (and motivation), look! A meme! We all know I love memes of all flavors. I’ll go ahead and do this year-end wrap-up on the assumption that not much else of note is going to happen this year. 1. What did you do in 2010 that you’d never done before? Started graduate [...]
Scene: Dinnertime, kitchen. I’m putting away the clean silverware. N is sitting nearby. Me: This silverware is getting nasty. We’re going to need to replace it. It offends me. N: Yeah, I know. That’s okay, we’ll have to go to IKEA soon anyway to get a thing for his thing. [looks meaningfully at AE] AE: [...]
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