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		By: NonSoccerMom.com &#187; Blog Archive &#187; More Friday Randomness		</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[[...] Tossing of cat!) than anything else. I swear, that cat is just constantly finding new ways to mess with me. And now she will be locked in my room every night at bedtime so that I don&#8217;t have to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] Tossing of cat!) than anything else. I swear, that cat is just constantly finding new ways to mess with me. And now she will be locked in my room every night at bedtime so that I don&#8217;t have to [&#8230;]</p>
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		By: nonsoccermom.com &#187; Blog Archive &#187; An update! But not the update you are hoping for.		</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 20:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[[...] The cat outdid herself on the bizarro displays of affection.  I was taking a nap and had one arm stretched out to my side (to try and block her from getting in my face).  She curled up next to my hand and after a few seconds, placed her paw in my open palm like she was holding my hand.  She stayed like that for my entire nap!  Freak. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] The cat outdid herself on the bizarro displays of affection.  I was taking a nap and had one arm stretched out to my side (to try and block her from getting in my face).  She curled up next to my hand and after a few seconds, placed her paw in my open palm like she was holding my hand.  She stayed like that for my entire nap!  Freak. [&#8230;]</p>
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		By: Kristine		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 16:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		By: Kristine		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 16:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[My suster used to say &quot;Dammit, Dammit!&quot;  When she was little.  No such recovery was available. My mom was clearly the one to blame.

Good luck on the sleep thing, I&#039;m still not getting a good night&#039;s sleep, even when he sleep through the night.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My suster used to say &#8220;Dammit, Dammit!&#8221;  When she was little.  No such recovery was available. My mom was clearly the one to blame.</p>
<p>Good luck on the sleep thing, I&#8217;m still not getting a good night&#8217;s sleep, even when he sleep through the night.</p>
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		By: The Modernish Father		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Modernish Father]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I still think he was saying &quot;Dam&quot;.

I don&#039;t remember what the clues were at that point in the game, but he and I have had several conversations about dams recently, both the kinds built by beavers and the ones constructed by people.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still think he was saying &#8220;Dam&#8221;.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t remember what the clues were at that point in the game, but he and I have had several conversations about dams recently, both the kinds built by beavers and the ones constructed by people.</p>
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		By: Emily		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Emily]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 03:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[You are not giving many words of encouragement to a woman who is only 5 1/2 months pregnant and already having touble sleeping!!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are not giving many words of encouragement to a woman who is only 5 1/2 months pregnant and already having touble sleeping!!!</p>
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