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	Comments on: April showers bring much SUCKINESS.  I hate you, April.	</title>
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		By: Kristine		</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Tell your friend that &quot;The Happiest Baby on the Block&quot; by Harvey Karp saved my ever-lovin&#039; life with my colicky child.  I kind of wish the swaddling still worked at 18 months!  (I resisted reading it for a long time being all stubborn about assvice and whatnot.)

April is killing us too.  Were working on our second week of a cough and some congestion, it clears up with benedryl, but then we get a bloody nose.  And our babysitter had the nerve to have a baby!  So she wanted some time off, and my mom - who agreed to watch Landon in the interim, is now asking everyday when she&#039;ll be relieved of her duties.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tell your friend that &#8220;The Happiest Baby on the Block&#8221; by Harvey Karp saved my ever-lovin&#8217; life with my colicky child.  I kind of wish the swaddling still worked at 18 months!  (I resisted reading it for a long time being all stubborn about assvice and whatnot.)</p>
<p>April is killing us too.  Were working on our second week of a cough and some congestion, it clears up with benedryl, but then we get a bloody nose.  And our babysitter had the nerve to have a baby!  So she wanted some time off, and my mom &#8211; who agreed to watch Landon in the interim, is now asking everyday when she&#8217;ll be relieved of her duties.</p>
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		By: Emily		</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[My first mention in a blog!!!  Sorry to hear that your crew (including you) have been under the weather.  Hopefully you are all getting well and will have a great weekend.  Time to feed the boy son, so I better go.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My first mention in a blog!!!  Sorry to hear that your crew (including you) have been under the weather.  Hopefully you are all getting well and will have a great weekend.  Time to feed the boy son, so I better go.</p>
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