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		By: Sheridan		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sheridan]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[I sold a ticket to Chuck Norris.  I know you know this already, but I like to brag about it.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I sold a ticket to Chuck Norris.  I know you know this already, but I like to brag about it.</p>
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		By: Pickles &#38; dimes		</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris?!? That is awesome on so many levels. Fantastic.

I don&#039;t think you&#039;re required to reciprocate about her son. Unless that&#039;s what she was hoping you would do, which is sad, because that means she was complimenting your son JUST to get one in return.

If I couldn&#039;t have remembered her kid&#039;s name, I&#039;d probably fake it by saying, &quot;How about that homer from yours, huh? That thing was out of there!&quot;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Norris?!? That is awesome on so many levels. Fantastic.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re required to reciprocate about her son. Unless that&#8217;s what she was hoping you would do, which is sad, because that means she was complimenting your son JUST to get one in return.</p>
<p>If I couldn&#8217;t have remembered her kid&#8217;s name, I&#8217;d probably fake it by saying, &#8220;How about that homer from yours, huh? That thing was out of there!&#8221;</p>
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		By: Kristine		</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris...WOOHOO!!

I also suck at small talk with other Moms.  I just...uh...wait...you were watching my kid enough to compliment him?  And I completely ignored your kid because I was trying to keep an eye on mine, or possibly because I&#039;m anitsocial to begin with?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Norris&#8230;WOOHOO!!</p>
<p>I also suck at small talk with other Moms.  I just&#8230;uh&#8230;wait&#8230;you were watching my kid enough to compliment him?  And I completely ignored your kid because I was trying to keep an eye on mine, or possibly because I&#8217;m anitsocial to begin with?</p>
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