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	<description>I spit on your stereotypes.</description>
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		By: Kristine		</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[I was going to say - go up a size on the diaper...so you have my only suggestion.

Good luck on the dog front.  Ours still wake me up.  Not Clinton, just me.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was going to say &#8211; go up a size on the diaper&#8230;so you have my only suggestion.</p>
<p>Good luck on the dog front.  Ours still wake me up.  Not Clinton, just me.</p>
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		By: The Modernish Father		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Modernish Father]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Dog doesn&#039;t need to go out at three, she just thinks you&#039;re going to stay out on the couch and wants to get her lazy bum out there too. Just tell her to go back to bed.

Of course, our pets don&#039;t seem to respect, or even be aware of, your authority over them. I guess I&#039;ll have a talk with her when I get home.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Dog doesn&#8217;t need to go out at three, she just thinks you&#8217;re going to stay out on the couch and wants to get her lazy bum out there too. Just tell her to go back to bed.</p>
<p>Of course, our pets don&#8217;t seem to respect, or even be aware of, your authority over them. I guess I&#8217;ll have a talk with her when I get home.</p>
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