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	<description>I spit on your stereotypes.</description>
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		By: Swistle		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Swistle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I am the same way about playdates!  I also think, &quot;What if the child is wild and starts breaking things and won&#039;t obey me?&quot; and &quot;What if the child needs to be wiped in the bathroom?&quot;  You&#039;re welcome.

I had to think for a minute about what ELSE it could mean other than sleep glorious sleep.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am the same way about playdates!  I also think, &#8220;What if the child is wild and starts breaking things and won&#8217;t obey me?&#8221; and &#8220;What if the child needs to be wiped in the bathroom?&#8221;  You&#8217;re welcome.</p>
<p>I had to think for a minute about what ELSE it could mean other than sleep glorious sleep.</p>
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		By: Emily		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Emily]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Does your mother know about this tattoo???!!!  :-)  Just kidding!  What are you going to get??  Make sure to post some pics!  Tell LJ hi for me!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does your mother know about this tattoo???!!!  🙂  Just kidding!  What are you going to get??  Make sure to post some pics!  Tell LJ hi for me!</p>
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		By: pickles and dimes		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[pickles and dimes]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[We saw The Dark Knight in the IMAX theater last night and it was FANTASTIC. Loved it.

Can&#039;t wait to see your tattoo!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We saw The Dark Knight in the IMAX theater last night and it was FANTASTIC. Loved it.</p>
<p>Can&#8217;t wait to see your tattoo!</p>
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		By: Allison		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Allison]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve always wondered what it feels like to get your nose sucked out by one of those things...the babies at work always scream like you are chopping their arm off or something. I mean, it can&#039;t be THAT bad...yet I don&#039;t want to try it on myself to find out.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always wondered what it feels like to get your nose sucked out by one of those things&#8230;the babies at work always scream like you are chopping their arm off or something. I mean, it can&#8217;t be THAT bad&#8230;yet I don&#8217;t want to try it on myself to find out.</p>
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