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	<description>I spit on your stereotypes.</description>
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		By: Jen		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I made the exact same comment about &quot;the big unit&quot; to my husband.  Thankfully he didn&#039;t decide to then use it on me.  Hey, now that I think about it, I don&#039;t think he has any for me.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I made the exact same comment about &#8220;the big unit&#8221; to my husband.  Thankfully he didn&#8217;t decide to then use it on me.  Hey, now that I think about it, I don&#8217;t think he has any for me.</p>
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		By: Valerie		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Valerie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Oh, no. We can come with a MUCH better nickname than Buttmunch (although it does make me snicker like I&#039;m 15 again). Remember Admiral Banana? We will ponder independently and then confer. Ready....Break!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, no. We can come with a MUCH better nickname than Buttmunch (although it does make me snicker like I&#8217;m 15 again). Remember Admiral Banana? We will ponder independently and then confer. Ready&#8230;.Break!</p>
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		By: a-holeInabathrobe		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[a-holeInabathrobe]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[...sometimes, when no one is around (which is always)...I call my dog, Olsen...&quot;Taco&quot;...it is wildly amusing and befuddles him greatly.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;sometimes, when no one is around (which is always)&#8230;I call my dog, Olsen&#8230;&#8221;Taco&#8221;&#8230;it is wildly amusing and befuddles him greatly.</p>
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		By: Kristine		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:51:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[We don&#039;t have pet names either.  But then he calls our son Monkey Toes (Monks for short), so I&#039;m not really sure I want him coming up with anything to call me anyway.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We don&#8217;t have pet names either.  But then he calls our son Monkey Toes (Monks for short), so I&#8217;m not really sure I want him coming up with anything to call me anyway.</p>
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		By: The Modernish Father		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Modernish Father]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve never been much on pet names. Or referring to people directly by their own names. That&#039;s just how I roll, yo.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never been much on pet names. Or referring to people directly by their own names. That&#8217;s just how I roll, yo.</p>
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		By: Emily		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Emily]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[My mom always gets the Unit&#039;s name wrong.  She always calls him the Digit; just be glad that N doesn&#039;t call you that!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My mom always gets the Unit&#8217;s name wrong.  She always calls him the Digit; just be glad that N doesn&#8217;t call you that!!</p>
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		By: Allison		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Allison]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I call my hubby &quot;jerkface&quot; sometimes...has a nice ring to it.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I call my hubby &#8220;jerkface&#8221; sometimes&#8230;has a nice ring to it.</p>
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		By: Betty		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Betty]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[You are too funny--how about &quot;technoman&quot;?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are too funny&#8211;how about &#8220;technoman&#8221;?</p>
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