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		By: The Modernish Father		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Modernish Father]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[Never done that with something out of an oven, but I did once pick up a metal agitator that had fallen out of a popper with my bare hand once. I had circle burnt into my palm like the guy in &lt;i&gt;Raiders of the Lost Ark&lt;/i&gt; for a couple of weeks.

Well, it was like that except it wasn&#039;t one side of the headpiece for the Staff of Ra. Natch.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never done that with something out of an oven, but I did once pick up a metal agitator that had fallen out of a popper with my bare hand once. I had circle burnt into my palm like the guy in <i>Raiders of the Lost Ark</i> for a couple of weeks.</p>
<p>Well, it was like that except it wasn&#8217;t one side of the headpiece for the Staff of Ra. Natch.</p>
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		By: Marinka		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marinka]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Don&#039;t blame yourself! After all, you probably thought that you were a superhero, right?  How were you supposed to know?  (And yeah, I&#039;ve done it too!)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t blame yourself! After all, you probably thought that you were a superhero, right?  How were you supposed to know?  (And yeah, I&#8217;ve done it too!)</p>
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		By: Allison		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Allison]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Been there...done that. Twice.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Been there&#8230;done that. Twice.</p>
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		By: Kimberly		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kimberly]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[You and I should compare stupidity scars one day. I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;d win, though. I get one annually when I make Christmas cookies and that&#039;s just for starters. My wrists look like I am a cutter.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You and I should compare stupidity scars one day. I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;d win, though. I get one annually when I make Christmas cookies and that&#8217;s just for starters. My wrists look like I am a cutter.</p>
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		By: Kristine		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Awww...I have done equally stupid touching of things right out of the oven.  It sucks.  And then if you have a bandage people ask what the hell happened and you can&#039;t even have a cool answer like fighting off ninjas or using explosives, or using explosives to fight off ninjas.  

I broke my collar bone falling off a swing in my back yard.  A swing that was not actually swinging at the time but just sitting there with me on it, until I wasn&#039;t.  That is not a cool bone breaking story to tell people.  Even as a sixth grader I knew that.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awww&#8230;I have done equally stupid touching of things right out of the oven.  It sucks.  And then if you have a bandage people ask what the hell happened and you can&#8217;t even have a cool answer like fighting off ninjas or using explosives, or using explosives to fight off ninjas.  </p>
<p>I broke my collar bone falling off a swing in my back yard.  A swing that was not actually swinging at the time but just sitting there with me on it, until I wasn&#8217;t.  That is not a cool bone breaking story to tell people.  Even as a sixth grader I knew that.</p>
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