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	<description>I spit on your stereotypes.</description>
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		By: Kristine		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Yay for forward facing car seat!  Unless you&#039;re already doing that, in that case, nevermind.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yay for forward facing car seat!  Unless you&#8217;re already doing that, in that case, nevermind.</p>
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		By: The Modernish Father		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Modernish Father]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In the same vein as the screaming monkey slingshot, I&#039;m also a big fan of &lt;a href=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/5a7jyy&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;the Cat-A-Pult&lt;/a&gt;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the same vein as the screaming monkey slingshot, I&#8217;m also a big fan of <a href="http://tinyurl.com/5a7jyy" rel="nofollow">the Cat-A-Pult</a>.</p>
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		By: Emily		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Emily]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:51:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Hopefully you guys will be back in the swing of things before the week is out.  I love to hear the &quot;stats&quot; on all the babies I know.  Makes sense that Miss T is tall and skinny; have you looked in a mirror lately??!!  However, I have no idea how Nate is tall and skinny: 29.5 inches and 18 lbs. 12 oz. at his 9 month appt.  I can&#039;t wait to see how tall he is in a couple of months!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hopefully you guys will be back in the swing of things before the week is out.  I love to hear the &#8220;stats&#8221; on all the babies I know.  Makes sense that Miss T is tall and skinny; have you looked in a mirror lately??!!  However, I have no idea how Nate is tall and skinny: 29.5 inches and 18 lbs. 12 oz. at his 9 month appt.  I can&#8217;t wait to see how tall he is in a couple of months!!</p>
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