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		By: Kristine		</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Ack!  Please don&#039;t tell me that&#039;s what I have to look forward to.  (Re: 6 year old boys.)

Zombie strippers sounds like a soft core porn movie.  I&#039;m just sayin&#039;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ack!  Please don&#8217;t tell me that&#8217;s what I have to look forward to.  (Re: 6 year old boys.)</p>
<p>Zombie strippers sounds like a soft core porn movie.  I&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;.</p>
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		By: allison		</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[oh my! that little baby of yours is ah-maz-ing! time to enroll in gymnastics, no?]]></description>
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