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	<description>I spit on your stereotypes.</description>
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		By: Clark w. Griswold		</title>
		<link>https://www.nonsoccermom.com/2009/05/22/scattered/comment-page-1/#comment-2942</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Clark w. Griswold]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 21:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[infrequent my eye!  these jerks here expect I work copiously for some reason and allow me no enjoyment at work...which includes ferverent blog-reading.  anyway...glad the wine was successful, not that had it been terrible it would&#039;ve stoped you and BB from consuming the entire bottle and then ridiculing me for it...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>infrequent my eye!  these jerks here expect I work copiously for some reason and allow me no enjoyment at work&#8230;which includes ferverent blog-reading.  anyway&#8230;glad the wine was successful, not that had it been terrible it would&#8217;ve stoped you and BB from consuming the entire bottle and then ridiculing me for it&#8230;</p>
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		By: The Modernish Father		</title>
		<link>https://www.nonsoccermom.com/2009/05/22/scattered/comment-page-1/#comment-2937</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Modernish Father]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 19:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&lt;strong&gt;@NSM:&lt;/strong&gt; I&#039;ve seen how mommy blogs operate.  These things are like virtual husband dunking booths. There&#039;s no point trying to argue that I have common sense or might think on my own.

&lt;strong&gt;@Kristine:&lt;/strong&gt; I&#039;m planning on shooing video. Hopefully, we won&#039;t get fined for indecency.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>@NSM:</strong> I&#8217;ve seen how mommy blogs operate.  These things are like virtual husband dunking booths. There&#8217;s no point trying to argue that I have common sense or might think on my own.</p>
<p><strong>@Kristine:</strong> I&#8217;m planning on shooing video. Hopefully, we won&#8217;t get fined for indecency.</p>
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		By: Kristine		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 19:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I hope we get a video or something of this graduation speech.]]></description>
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		By: NonSoccerMom		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[NonSoccerMom]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 19:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Notice that my husband didn&#039;t take offense to the clear implication that he has no common sense and never thinks.  Tee hee.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Notice that my husband didn&#8217;t take offense to the clear implication that he has no common sense and never thinks.  Tee hee.</p>
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		By: The Modernish Father		</title>
		<link>https://www.nonsoccermom.com/2009/05/22/scattered/comment-page-1/#comment-2931</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Modernish Father]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 18:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Hmm, I feel the need to publicly defend myself.

&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Such movies are beneath him, you know.&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt; - It&#039;s not that I feel that I&#039;m somehow too good to watch those movies, it&#039;s just that I don&#039;t enjoy them. I love you dearly, but I believe I put in enough hours of sitting through crappy movies that I hated when we were dating. Along the same lines, I don&#039;t expect you to sit down with me and watch baseball.

&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;He removed himself from the room to “do work” or some other such nonsense.&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt; I had to give a major presentation for a local professional group the next day. Silly me for prioritizing getting ready for that over watching a slasher film starring the middle daughter from &lt;i&gt;7th Heaven&lt;/i&gt;.

Having said that, our marriage can now continue.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm, I feel the need to publicly defend myself.</p>
<p><i><b>&#8220;Such movies are beneath him, you know.&#8221;</b></i> &#8211; It&#8217;s not that I feel that I&#8217;m somehow too good to watch those movies, it&#8217;s just that I don&#8217;t enjoy them. I love you dearly, but I believe I put in enough hours of sitting through crappy movies that I hated when we were dating. Along the same lines, I don&#8217;t expect you to sit down with me and watch baseball.</p>
<p><i><b>&#8220;He removed himself from the room to “do work” or some other such nonsense.&#8221;</b></i> I had to give a major presentation for a local professional group the next day. Silly me for prioritizing getting ready for that over watching a slasher film starring the middle daughter from <i>7th Heaven</i>.</p>
<p>Having said that, our marriage can now continue.</p>
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		By: Emily		</title>
		<link>https://www.nonsoccermom.com/2009/05/22/scattered/comment-page-1/#comment-2927</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Emily]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 02:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Dog looked like a kangaroo to me when I first looked at the picture!!  Hope you guys had a good time in LJ!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Dog looked like a kangaroo to me when I first looked at the picture!!  Hope you guys had a good time in LJ!</p>
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		By: Allison		</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 12:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[That wine is from where I currently live...cool :)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That wine is from where I currently live&#8230;cool 🙂</p>
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