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		By: The Modernish Father		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Modernish Father]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 19:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I have no problem with Offender #2. She&#039;s a bit cranky, but she seems to like me and she&#039;ll leave others alone if they do the same to her.

Offender #1, on the other hand, is Satan in feline form. Sunday morning, I walked into the kitchen and heard her hissing at me from behind the closed laundry room door. - I guess because I had the nerve to flip on the lights in a room that she wasn&#039;t even in. Nice.

I wonder what the HOA would say if we did adopt a kangaroo?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have no problem with Offender #2. She&#8217;s a bit cranky, but she seems to like me and she&#8217;ll leave others alone if they do the same to her.</p>
<p>Offender #1, on the other hand, is Satan in feline form. Sunday morning, I walked into the kitchen and heard her hissing at me from behind the closed laundry room door. &#8211; I guess because I had the nerve to flip on the lights in a room that she wasn&#8217;t even in. Nice.</p>
<p>I wonder what the HOA would say if we did adopt a kangaroo?</p>
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		By: Kristine		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 19:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Well, isn&#039;t this timely - we had our own parade of stupidity in the pet department this weekend.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, isn&#8217;t this timely &#8211; we had our own parade of stupidity in the pet department this weekend.</p>
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		By: pickles &#38; dimes		</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 18:32:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[OK, I thought that picture of your dog was a photo of a KANGAROO. Seriously, my thought pattern was, &quot;Oh! They rescued a kangaroo!&quot; Wow.

All the stories here are hilarious. I love the last photo of the lazy cat. Hee!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, I thought that picture of your dog was a photo of a KANGAROO. Seriously, my thought pattern was, &#8220;Oh! They rescued a kangaroo!&#8221; Wow.</p>
<p>All the stories here are hilarious. I love the last photo of the lazy cat. Hee!</p>
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		By: Sheridan		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sheridan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 18:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Oh my little kitties are so cute!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my little kitties are so cute!</p>
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