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		By: Kristine		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristine]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[yet another reason I&#039;m keeping Landon in the crib for 10 or 11 more years.]]></description>
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		By: Sheridan		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sheridan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[hahahahahahahahaha]]></description>
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		By: Clark w. Griswold		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Clark w. Griswold]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[to this day, if you wake my mother up she shoots straight up out of bed hollering WHAT?! HUH?! WHO?! just like Uma Thurman in that OD scene in Pulp Fiction....then she forgets the 1/2 hour conversation we had and chastises us in the morning for not telling her when we got in...do that, that&#039;ll teach him...]]></description>
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