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	<description>I spit on your stereotypes.</description>
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		By: Sarah		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 16:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I can&#039;t. Stop. Laughing.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t. Stop. Laughing.</p>
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		By: Allison		</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I think if I could have a super power it would be the power of being able to fall asleep instantly and sleep through anything. I guess women don&#039;t have that so we can hear the babies...but it just isn&#039;t fair. I got no babies yet. I just want sleep. WIthout snoring in my ear.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think if I could have a super power it would be the power of being able to fall asleep instantly and sleep through anything. I guess women don&#8217;t have that so we can hear the babies&#8230;but it just isn&#8217;t fair. I got no babies yet. I just want sleep. WIthout snoring in my ear.</p>
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		By: Kristine		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I generally just push on him and keep sating roll over, roll over ROLL OVER!  Until I give up and go upstairs to sleep.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I generally just push on him and keep sating roll over, roll over ROLL OVER!  Until I give up and go upstairs to sleep.</p>
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		By: Someone Being Me		</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[You are nicer than me. I kick my husband until he quiets up or I will mess with his face until he rolls over. Luckily he seldom snores or we would probably sleep in separate bedrooms.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are nicer than me. I kick my husband until he quiets up or I will mess with his face until he rolls over. Luckily he seldom snores or we would probably sleep in separate bedrooms.</p>
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