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		By: Allison		</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[I went for a LASIK consult a few weeks ago...but MAN is it expensive :( I know everyone says it is totally worth it...but wow. I have a hard time shelling out that kind of $$...I&#039;m thinking, I could go on several pretty amazing vacations for that amount of cash...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went for a LASIK consult a few weeks ago&#8230;but MAN is it expensive 🙁 I know everyone says it is totally worth it&#8230;but wow. I have a hard time shelling out that kind of $$&#8230;I&#8217;m thinking, I could go on several pretty amazing vacations for that amount of cash&#8230;</p>
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		By: Pickles &#38; Dimes		</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[I need more info on the LASIK. Specifically, how did it feel when they pried your eye open??? That&#039;s the part that freaks me out.

A cube with a door? Yay! That is awesome.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I need more info on the LASIK. Specifically, how did it feel when they pried your eye open??? That&#8217;s the part that freaks me out.</p>
<p>A cube with a door? Yay! That is awesome.</p>
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