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	Comments on: The story of a girl, a raccoon, and a patio door that locks from the inside.	</title>
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	<description>I spit on your stereotypes.</description>
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		By: Betty		</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Oh, you still make me laugh!  Thanks for pointing out that we had to work on Monday--plus no bar-g-que lunch.  Sigh, oh for the good old days at times!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, you still make me laugh!  Thanks for pointing out that we had to work on Monday&#8211;plus no bar-g-que lunch.  Sigh, oh for the good old days at times!</p>
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