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Archive | June, 2010

I really need for this week to be over

Dear County Constable Officer: I owe you a sincere thanks for not ticketing my dumb ass as it sped merrily through a 45 mph work zone at 60 miles an hour.  While, um, talking on my cell phone.  I deserved that ticket and we both knew it.  Although to be honest, I’m just glad you […]

The lazy woman’s update

I’ve been sadly remiss in posting anything about the very busy last couple of weeks, and if nothing else I need to get that last post off the top of my home page.  To that end, pitifully short summaries.  With pictures! Over Memorial Day weekend, N and I went to Baltimore for his college roommate’s […]

Nice.

Good news!  Now, apparently, I am attracting all sorts of pervy googlers.  That’s what I’ve been going for.  I’ve finally achieved my goal of catering to the deviant population of the world.  What did I do to deserve this?  Oh, right.  I watched the (PG-13 rated) movie xXx and reviewed it here (rather half-assedly, I […]