I look forward to the end of the month, because I get my referral stats from Google Analytics (also because that’s when I get my paycheck, but you know. It’s the little things.) The keyword searches always make me laugh, and January’s were no exception.
Apparently last month people were trolling the internet for the following:
“Ashley [...]
Let’s take a trip in the Way-Back Machine, shall we? I’m very bored, so I’ve been poking around in some old (OLLLLLLD) photos that N scanned into our Flickr account and I am shocked by a few things:
It’s been a stressful week. (I don’t really even want to think about how many posts I start off that way. Maybe that should be my tagline.) Anyway, no one wants to hear about the reasons for my stress, some of which are easily identifiable (deadline pressure at work), others of which are vague (non-specific [...]
Your toddler is getting bitten at school. Like, repeatedly. Every day you have to sign a report, acknowledging that your child was bitten by the class vampire. Again. You’re 99.999% sure it’s the same kid each time. This kid is your kid’s best buddy, but you don’t know the parents very well, if at all. [...]
I’m typing this post from the Wordpress app on my iPhone, sitting in my in-laws’ living room. That’s dedication, folks.
Well, fine. This is me, checking out how well the app works. But either way, I hope your Thanksgiving has been pleasantly full of turkey, family and football, or whatever makes you happy!!
