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An update! But not the update you are hoping for.

So, life goes on here at the NonSoccerMom-Modernish Father household.  Currently, we’re spending a rather relaxing Christmas Day doing whatever we want.  Usually we’re in the midst of extended family gatherings, but since the baby could come any day now we opted to stay close to home (and NOT host anyone at our house, either).

Still pregnant, still cranky

Moan moan moan, whine gripe complain.  And..fin!  Seriously, that’s all I have.  My sleeping situation seems to have worsened – I think I am officially too heavy for my own hip bones.  And since pregnant women aren’t supposed to sleep on their backs, I’ve been trying to wedge a cushion under whichever hip I’m lying […]

My cat is a moron (and other anecdotes)

I’ve reached that point in the pregnancy where I am just all cranky, all the time. I’m trying really hard not to be such a grouch, but it is difficult when you are operating on less than 4 hours of sleep a night. (It is a cruel joke of Mother Nature that the extremely pregnant […]

Pregnancy brain = no posts for you.

Well. As usual, I wish I had a good excuse for my absence but the fact of the matter is that I just don’t have anything to say. Or maybe I do, but I just can’t remember what it is. This pregnancy has stolen my brain, and I just hope that it is delivered along […]

Well, hello!

Okay, you guys, I just flat don’t understand why I have been SO FREAKING BUSY for the last few months. Won’t someone please give the poor pregnant girl a break? As you may have surmised, quite a lot has been going on around here lately. AE and I went to Disney World with my family, […]