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Archive | July, 2008

Today’s post brought to you by a total lack of sleep

As Kristine noted a few days ago, there is something genetically encoded in children that enables them to screw up their parents’ sleep patterns to the maximum possible extent.  Last night was no exception.  Due to N’s back pain situation and the resulting prescription for Vicodin, I was on baby duty all night.  Which meant, OF COURSE, […]

In which my sanity comes into question

Verdict:  LAME So today was the day of my scheduled jury duty.  And I did not get picked.  Bummer.  I was juror #322, though, so I can’t say that it was a huge surprise they didn’t get to my name on the list.  On the plus side, it didn’t take very long for them to […]

Seven years in, and I have just now noticed this?

While talking with a friend today we got on the subject of pet names (for your significant other, not the domesticated animals living at your house) and terms of endearment.  And all of a sudden realization dawned:  N does not have pet names or sweet little terms that he uses for me.  Oh, yes, he […]

A veritable cornucopia of pointlessness

Tomorrow morning AE’s friend Tommy will be coming to our house for a few hours.  AE is beyond excited about this, I am less thrilled.  I mean, Tommy’s a good kid and all but I am not used to hosting other peoples’ children in my home.  What if he gets hurt?  What if he’s allergic […]

100th post, 100 things.

Some people seem to find these lists annoying, some people think they are a must do.  I don’t feel strongly either way, but sometimes I have a hard time coming up with something to write about so I thought I would give this a shot.  Plus I like lists.  Bonus!  Here we go, for my […]