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A frightening glimpse into my one-track mind.

So, N and I are planning to start trying for a second kid pretty soon. It seems like once AE turned four, the biological clock kicked in – for a while there (like, for the first 3 ½ years of AE’s life) I wasn’t even sure that I wanted another kid. Now I do, and […]

I don’t like you because you laugh and scream.

My son doesn’t like me anymore.  Or at least that’s what he claims.  He has started with this attitude, and pretty much every day I get to hear that he doesn’t like me and why. 

Life paths and other such nonsense

I’ve been thinking.  Deep thinking isn’t something I do a whole lot of, as I don’t have the time, but there is something I’ve been pondering lately that I wanted to put here.  (Watch out, I may get all philosophical for a minute.  But don’t worry, it’s fleeting.)

Mommy of the Year, definitely.

Last night N asked his brother and his girlfriend to come sit at the house after AE went to bed, so we could go have a late dinner and some time to ourselves.  Now, normally AE does not take a nap (EVER), but yesterday was the one day he slept at school.  Literally, he takes […]

Such is my life

We’ve been having what Texans deem “inclement weather” around here the last few days – freezing temperatures, sleet, ice, etc. My office was closed yesterday because most people around here don’t know how to drive on ice and they wanted to keep us off the roads.